Thursday, December 29, 2011

You Know Your A Mom When...

  • you can clean up vomit and remain cool and collected for your child  EEK!
  • being handed a turd or stepping in pee as you run to see what's the matter is no longer a surprise (potty training is so much fun ....mamas 2 be =)
  • You lock yourself in the bathroom for 5 minutes of peace and quite, telling your children do not disturb you NO matter what.  Only to have them sliding notes under the door "Mom I lost my brother??? " Ha  
  • a trip to McDonald's or the Chick-Fil-A playground suddenly sounds like a mini vacation , you'll get to sip a soda and your child will run around play 
  • Nap time might just be your favorite part of the day 
  • You get to town only to realize your jogging pants have bleach on them, your shirt doesn't match and you accidentally grabbed your husbands does that happen? OR...
  • You have a huge Cheetos hand print right on your boob (nice right) Guess what you will go in the store anyway who has time to run back home and change these days & maybe no one will notice?
  • Target, or Walmart are now your shopping destinations and you always visit the toy and clearance aisle 
  • You find yourself super excited about the newest Disney Movie =)something new to watch WooHOO!  Plus you already know every word to the current favorite movie at you house.  
  • You have decided the 5 second rule wont kill you and it might be a good thing
  • You don't flinch when your child spits out his food and places it on your plate at the dinner time.  You just keep right on eating around the grossness like nothing ever happened.
  • Picking boogers are an every day thing no biggie ... & just please don't eat them is every day conversation 
  • You often think maybe I should just record myself saying the same thing over and over and over again
  • You traded in your once loved red sports car for a Mom car and now you drive a minivan
  • a date with your husband seems like it would require a Fairy Godmother these days

It may sound like I am complaining but being a Mom is definitely the greatest blessings of my life.  I love it grossness and ALL.